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2 months ago
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the perks of dating me

  • i’m funny
  • i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
  • i don’t have friends so we can always hang out

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1 month ago
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so instead of writing a sketch we’re gonna recreate her video for “call your girlfriend”. x

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2 months ago
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